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  <title>The Kitten and the Hunters</title>
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  <description>SO this set is pretty long, but i promise (well hopefully) that you will be amused...cause honestly... to think of sam and dean in THIS situation... its just....you&apos;ll just have to read HAHA&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;This set absolutely KILLS us everytime we read them&quot;&gt;4/2/07, 10:55 AM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: NIce....KITTY GET AWAY FROM MY CHINESE FOOD!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *throws shotgun at cat*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *threatens to shoot it*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *Snort* its not the cats fault you dont feed it dean...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It was YOUR turn to feed it Sam! I fed it last night!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: No it wasnt...i fed the cat yesterday! You were out partying with your pay per view!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: YOU were the one who wanted a cat. &quot;Please Dean! It&apos;s all cold and lonely. Can&apos;t we keep it Dean? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE? It won&apos;t be a problem...I swear I&apos;ll take care of it..&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: And what does it do? Sleeps in my jacket, eats the rock salt, plays with the weapons...pukes on your computer..I swear..if it pees in the Impala....I&apos;m leaving it with Jo.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: What the hell do we need a cat for anyway?!?! I&apos;m more of a dog person anyway.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: The cat was beat to shit! I just wanted to nurse it back to health! Your the one that named it Zeppelin and got attached!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I hate cats.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Dude its an animal you have to be nice to animals...&lt;br /&gt;12:15 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: YOU wanted to name it Augustus!! What kind of name is THAT?!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: There was an Augustus that was very influential in history! It would have been a dignified name!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *rolls eyes* It&apos;s a pansy name.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Its a strong name!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: What. Ever.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Dude shut up. I&apos;ll find a home for it tommorow.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: What&apos;s STRONG is the stench coming from it&apos;s liter box.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i&apos;ve changed that thing the past FIVE times&lt;br /&gt;Sam: its your turn&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It needs to be scooped. I bought some of that new stuff at the mini mart the other day...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: No way! I cleaned the puke off the computer!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: (if sam was a cat *leeks found this* http://www.dropline.net/cats/kitty/vision )&lt;br /&gt;Dean: (HA HA HA)&lt;br /&gt;Sam: cause it was interupting your time with the busty beauties dean... doesnt count&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *glares*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: That was the Trickster and you know it&lt;br /&gt;Sam: SO....you&apos;ve never been to that site before?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Fine. Next time it leave a hairball in your shoes..don&apos;t come cryin&apos; to me.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i dont cry----- Okay i dont cry about HAIRBALLS ....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Dude...you cry ALL the time.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You cry at sappy movie...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Not about hairballs&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You cry when ready books....&lt;br /&gt;Sam: atleast i read books&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You cry at nice sunsets&lt;br /&gt;Sam: I DO NOT&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You cry over spilt milk...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: NO I DONT&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you jerk your makin that up!&lt;br /&gt;12:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You cry when I do this...*tackles you and sticks wet finger in ear*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DEAN GROSS!! *tears spring into eyes*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: YOUR SO MEAN!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *jumps up* See?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *wipes eyes* its cause cat hair got in my eyes!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Admit it Sammy...you need to toughen up.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Dude i&apos;m tough!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *punches you lightly on the shoulder*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *grabs his shoulder* whats that for!?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: That did NOT hurt!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It was a friendly, brotherly tap!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: (dean cat http://www.dropline.net/cats/kitty/tittykitty )&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *hits dean on the shoulder* thats not a brotherly tap!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: (Hehh heh..now THAT&apos;S what I&apos;m talkin&apos; about...)&lt;br /&gt;Dean: OW YOU JERK!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *tackles you and gets you in a headlock*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *headlocked* LET ME GO!!! *flails about*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *pushes face into dirty laundry*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: AUGH!!! THATS NOT HEALTHY LET ME UP! ....EWWW DEAN THAT REEKS!! *struggling even more*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *lets go* Next time it&apos;ll be the liter box! Hey...where&apos;s the cat?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *sigh* Well...I guess we don&apos;t have to feed him anymore. Look...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *shoves dean away* what?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *points to cat finishing off my Chinese food*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *looks*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *SNORT* HAHAHA Karma&apos;s a BITCH dude...*pats dean on the shoulder*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I think he got tired of waiting for us&lt;br /&gt;12:25 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *goes to wash face and ear*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Uh....I don&apos;t know if there&apos;s any clean towels left.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Housekeeping hasn&apos;t been here yet.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i&apos;ll use my shirt ....i need to wash my face...it was in YOUR dirty laundry...*mumbles some &quot;bastards and jerks&quot; under his breath*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: yeah well your a freakin jerk&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *washes face*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: And you&apos;re a whiny little bitch&lt;br /&gt;Sam: atleast i have good hygiene ....i dont know how the hell you get half the girls you do...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;m clean!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *snort* thats a loose definition of clean&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I just have a dirty mind...there&apos;s a difference.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *wicked grin*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *sighs and shakes his head, wiping his now clean face off on his shirt sleeve, and walks out of the bathroom*.... yeah dirty mind....another turn off for most chicks...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Dude...I don&apos;t SAY anything.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&quot;m ALWAYS polite.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Yeah yeah...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Have you ever known me to be a jerk to women?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I mean, I may be a JERK...but I&apos;m not an ass.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *sighs*....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *looks wounded* There&apos;s a difference.&lt;br /&gt;12:30 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Sure there is...*throws pillow*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Stop trying to use the puppy eyes&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA...that&apos;s YOUR department.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: yeah so stop trying to use them against the master of puppy eye-dom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/5/07, 1:00 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *shoves you off the bed*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: WAKE UP SAMMY!&lt;br /&gt;1:55 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean has gone offline.&lt;br /&gt;4:30 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: OUCH&lt;br /&gt;The person is not currently online.&lt;br /&gt;9:05 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean is now online.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Hey....&lt;br /&gt;Dean:(away message)&amp;nbsp; Went to get Starbuck&apos;s because I am a slave to their corporate evilness and cannot help but contribute to the downfall of society as we known it by purchasing their goods and wares. And it&apos;s tasty. And Sam wanted something called a Frappacino.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: LMAO&lt;br /&gt;Dean: What?!? What&apos;d I do NOW?!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: I LOVE YOUR AWAY MESSAGE&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *snort*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I thought you&apos;d appreciate it.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;m headed out there right now.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: be safe jyerk &lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;ll pick up your strawberry frap ya&apos; bitch&lt;br /&gt;Sam: your so considerate&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I know. Non-fat, double whip, strawberry frap...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: What a frou-frou drink.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: what would i do with out you&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DUDE ITS GOOD&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Drink coffee like I do.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you should taste it some time&lt;br /&gt;9:10 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: your coffee sucks&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;ll be back in an hour with your pink drink&lt;br /&gt;Sam: thanks....i&apos;ll be workin out&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *nods*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *waves* see ya&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Bye!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/8/07, 11:59 AM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: poking poking poking&lt;br /&gt;Dean is now online.&lt;br /&gt;1:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude hey&lt;br /&gt;Dean: yo&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Happy Easter and such *tosses you a chocolate egg*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Sorry...I took a bite out of it already&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ...*catches and looks at the chocolate egg*.... thanks dean...so considerate&lt;br /&gt;Dean: WHAT?!?! You were gone!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I got hungry!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &amp;lt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: pshaw&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *grabs the rest of the egg*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: HEY....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *stuffs it in mouth and chews*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: .....*pout* fine...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: mrphrugh??&lt;br /&gt;Sam: .....dean just eat the egg...chew and swallow&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dont try to talk&lt;br /&gt;Dean: grsuweyhgpsiegh!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ....*gives you a look* ...i cant understand stuffed idiot&lt;br /&gt;Dean: ifeauehyggpmgruCOUGHCOUGHCOUGHACK!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *sighs* you alive?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *spews chocolate bits* Uhhhh...sorry.&lt;br /&gt;1:30 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ew dean thats disgusting...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *shrugs*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *throws a towel*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Thanks&lt;br /&gt;Dean: hmmm...I&quot;m hungry&lt;br /&gt;Dean: and i think I need a shower&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *sniffs* yeah you need a shower&lt;br /&gt;Dean: That chocolate egg did NOT fill me up&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *looks in your basket*&lt;br /&gt;Sam:&amp;nbsp; of course it didnt&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Get anything else good?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ......DUDE my candy not yours.... but you can have it... cause it will go strait to your love handles and i will be the buffest brother&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *CACKLES*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: WHATEVER.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DUDE seriously&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I DO NOT HAVE LOVE HANDLES!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *gives candy* eat up&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ...not yet... heh heh heh&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *looks worridly in mirror*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *pokes in the side* SEE&lt;br /&gt;2:10 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *punches in eye*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *stumbles backward* WHAT THE HELL?!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Now you can&apos;t SEE my non-existant love handles.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *TACKLES TO THE GROUND*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *oofff*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *ish tackled*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *shoves a Peep in your ear*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i dont need to SEE them... they weigh you down and i can HEAR them JIGGLE&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *PEEP&apos;ed*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: I HATE YOU&lt;br /&gt;Dean: NO YOU DON&apos;T!!! You LOVE your big brother!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: WHAT IS WITH YOU AND THE FASCINATION WITH STICKING THINGS IN MY EAR?!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Cause I know it drives you crazy&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *flustered*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *digs peep out of ear*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Ever since we were kids and you stuck that jellybean in your ear and had to go to the doctor&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It&apos;s your own damn fault&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i think YOU dared me&lt;br /&gt;Dean: No....I dared you to stick the jellybean up your NOSE.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: said it was a different way of eating!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You went for the ear all on your own&lt;br /&gt;Sam: cause i wouldnt be able to breath if it went up my nose dorkus!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I said if you inhaled it enough, you could spit it out&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *shakes his head* you ....i was only 6!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *ponders* At least that&apos;s what dad said....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Maybe he was talking about milk....&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *gapes* YOU DIDNT EVEN KNOW IF IT WOULD ACTUALLY WORK?!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *shrugs* I dunno....I wasn&apos;t really listening...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: if i had put it up my nose i could have DIED!&lt;br /&gt;2:15 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Nah...you have two nostrils.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude choking?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: inhale it in and then it lodges in my throat&lt;br /&gt;Dean: NO. You inhale it and it comes out your mouth...like hocking a lugie...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I can show you...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *goes to demonstrate*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *raises an eyebrow* hocking a luggie or jelly bean?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You want both?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *twitches* dude...your sick&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *grins*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i cant believe we are related...*sighs*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Hehe heh heh&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *throws a peep at your head*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Mr. Love Handles&lt;br /&gt;2:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *eats the Peep* Whatever.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude dont come whining to me when girls hug you and feel that your body is mush... and then turn to me and hug my rock hard abs and arms... they will freakin swoon man&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *rolls eyes* You know I work out EVERY day...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: reaching for quarters isnt a work out&lt;br /&gt;Sam: neither is driving the impala&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You&apos;re just jealous because I can eat WHATEVER I want...WHENEVER I want...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: And not gain a pound.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude your getting older...it will start packin on&lt;br /&gt;Dean: My metabolism is just fine...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: it WILL slow down *chuckles*&lt;br /&gt;2:25 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Jeeze...dude gets laid ONCE and his ego inflates to the size of a Macy&apos;s Day float.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *...smiles, but it faulters....emo land claiming him*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It happens...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *shakes his head*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:10:07 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>From Tricia Helfer to drawing on the Metallicar to Wet Willies</title>
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  <description>This is where we start..... i dunno being asses to each other LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;Conversations!&quot;&gt;Dean being a perv...as usual...*eye roll* the &quot;he&quot; who loves tricia helfer is a mutual friend of ours XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/17/07, 11:52 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DUDE he loves tricai helfer&lt;br /&gt;Sam: tricia&lt;br /&gt;Dean: hee hee&lt;br /&gt;12:35 AM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i&apos;ll get him to watch that ep&lt;br /&gt;Sam: XD&lt;br /&gt;Dean: She&apos;s gonna be nekkid in PLayboy&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *snort*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: o.O i dont know whether to be more amused or scared that you know that&lt;br /&gt;Dean: He can&apos;t watch that ep...it&apos;s all out of order!!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It&apos;s all over the SPN news!!!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It was in an interview that Jared did&lt;br /&gt;Sam: well then i will tell him &quot;YOU MUST WATCH ALL THESE AND THEN YOU MAY HAVE TRICIA&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA HA&lt;br /&gt;Dean: ok&lt;br /&gt;Sam: no thats the chick that jared has smex with next week&lt;br /&gt;Sam: or sam rather&lt;br /&gt;Dean: http://www.tvsquad.com/2007/01/03/battlestars-tricia-helfer-will-appear-in-the-next-playboy/&lt;br /&gt;Sam: okay you win&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Big Brother always does Sammy...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: of course you would know the links to this stuff...*rolls eyes*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *wink*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Yeah cause you always stalk hott chicks that we help out....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Why I NEVER....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Okay...maybe...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: admit it ...HA&lt;br /&gt;Dean: All right...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: FINE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(little while later)&lt;br /&gt;Sam: &amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: &amp;lt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you back?&lt;br /&gt;7:45 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *starts to draw on the impala with chalk*&lt;br /&gt;7:50 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *starts to doodle on the windows &quot;my little brother is the coolest&quot; and &quot;starla was here&quot;*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I am online, but may be away from my computer right now.&lt;br /&gt;7:55 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *puts on the the back window &quot;rock salt and guns are my friends&quot;*&lt;br /&gt;8:20 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &apos;allo again&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *moves to the inside of the----* HI&lt;br /&gt;Dean: DUDE...QUIT DRAWING ON THE CAR!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you wouldnt come back!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I WAS EATING!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: U.U&lt;br /&gt;Dean: you are SO dead....&lt;br /&gt;Sam: HEHE&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *runs*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(again a little while later talking about the jacket i just got for my cosplay)&lt;br /&gt;Sam: it has a hood too thats hiddin in it in the collar&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Dean&apos;s too cool for a hood...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *I* wouldn&apos;t wear a stinkin&apos; hood!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i wont either&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i dont&lt;br /&gt;Sam: &amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: &amp;lt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: ?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *grabs scissors*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: GAHHH!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: WHAT?!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: NOT THE CAR NOT THE CAR NOT THE CAR!!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: NO&lt;br /&gt;Sam: FOR THE HOOD&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *throws self in front of you*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DUDE thats unhealthy....*goes for your new jacket that sit has the hood in the collar*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *coughcough* what?!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *takes the jacket and snarfles the hood out of the collar and starts to cut it off*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/26/07&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Night jerk!!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Sleep tight, bitch!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you too&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &lt;br /&gt;Sam: ^_^&lt;br /&gt;Sam: or rather ^_\\&lt;br /&gt;Dean: ?!?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: his hair&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA HA HA&lt;br /&gt;Sam: //^_^\\&lt;br /&gt;Dean: He&apos;s so emo&lt;br /&gt;Sam: XD&lt;br /&gt;Sam: he is&lt;br /&gt;Sam: anyway&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Go put on some Sarah Maclaghlin and cry yourself to sleep bitch...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DUDE SHUT Up&lt;br /&gt;Dean: whoa, I butchered her name&lt;br /&gt;Dean: whatever.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: at least i dont watch oprah&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Chicks gotta learn to stay the hell away from you man...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You are like the kiss of DEATH&lt;br /&gt;Sam: -_\\&lt;br /&gt;Sam: thanks for being supportive&lt;br /&gt;Dean: No problem. It&apos;s my job&lt;br /&gt;Sam: /=_\\&lt;br /&gt;12:50 AM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *goes full on emo* //_\\&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *hands you some more emo rock and some black nail polish*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i only painted my nails black once!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: and it was a dare&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *rolls eyes*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: thought you were going to sleep deana&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *doodles on the impala with chalk &quot;starla was here&quot;*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I am SAMUEL.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *gives you glare of death*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *is fiven the glare of death*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *given too&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *fails*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: me sleep now...single tear boy&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *gasp*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You wound me.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i know i do jyerk&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Learn to spell, Black Widow.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: it how i say it Je-yerk&lt;br /&gt;Sam: and sarah lived!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Oh. It confused me, what with your stellar typing skills&lt;br /&gt;Dean: As far as you KNOW&lt;br /&gt;Sam: atleast i can use a computer correctly&lt;br /&gt;Dean: This computer is just fine...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: sure it is&lt;br /&gt;Sam: its probably falling apart&lt;br /&gt;Sam: or just got a virus from bustyasianbueaties.com&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *glares*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *flicks a piece of paper at you*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: sleep is calling&lt;br /&gt;Dean: asssss...the [person sam doesnt like]&amp;nbsp; misses yoooooooooou&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i cant banter with you all night&lt;br /&gt;12:55 AM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Cause you know I will win&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ha that person&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i can beat you in rock paper scissors&lt;br /&gt;Sam: everytime since i was 5&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It&apos;s all good...cause afterwards...I&apos;ll just beat you.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: huh&lt;br /&gt;Sam: yeah&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *poses*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *still stands taller than you*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You&apos;re freakishly tall...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: your just jealous&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Whatever. I&apos;m NORMAL height&lt;br /&gt;Sam: I&apos;m superior ...the human race is getting taller each generation....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You are a walking encyclopedia of WEIRD&lt;br /&gt;Sam: and you know you couldnt get by with out me&lt;br /&gt;Dean: It&apos;s true&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Ok...I got some Pay Per View and Magic Fingers callin&apos; my name...*steals some quarters* Later Dude&lt;br /&gt;1:00 AM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you and your sick habits&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *wanders to bed*&lt;br /&gt;Dean has gone offline.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4/2/07, 1:30 AM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *flops*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: TOO much pay per view.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;m headed to bed.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Catching some zzzz&apos;s before heading out again.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ran out of quarters?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: yep&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Stupid bed&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude you need to seriously get out of that habit&lt;br /&gt;Dean: WHAT?! It&apos;s perfectly healthy&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *patpat*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: you best be glad your brother is a geek&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA HA&lt;br /&gt;Sam: admire his skillz dont diss them&lt;br /&gt;Sam: your growing wiser in your old age bro&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;ve always been wise...I just find it&apos;s a waste of my time.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Wait. That came out wrong.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: HA....yeah you would say that...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Scratch that&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Ok...Big Brother needs some sleep.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: okays&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Don&apos;t go gettin&apos; posessed or anything while I&apos;m gone&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *puppy eyes*...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: KNOCK IT OFF&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *PUPPY EYES*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *Dean glare*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *PUPPY EYES ALWAYS WINS LIKE ROCK IN RPS*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: DO OVER!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: your still gonna choose scissors&lt;br /&gt;Sam: U.U&lt;br /&gt;Sam: and i&apos;ll still win&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *grins*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *licks finger*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *hovers above you*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: .....you better not come near my ear&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *whistles innocently*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *puts arms up defensively*&lt;br /&gt;1:40 AM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *tackles you and sticks finger in your ear*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: AH!! GROSS DEAN! *flails*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA HA HA HA!!!! *jumps up, grabs keys and runs out the door*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: BYeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: YOU JERK!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: bye....*cleans out ear*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Sweet dreams, bitchhhhhhhhhh!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: yeah yeah you too&lt;br /&gt;Dean: heh.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: NIght!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: nighters!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <category>sleeping problems</category>
  <category>goodnights</category>
  <category>drawing on the impala</category>
  <category>tricia helfer</category>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 05:47:02 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Sam is thrown off a horse and Dean is Mr. Sensitive.. tch..riiiight</title>
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  <description>So YAY for another convo. *snort* this is out of order but i suppose it doesnt matter. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Situation: Sam (me) just fell off my horse and had to go to the emergency room. Finding out that nothing was wrong just bruising, headaches, and scrapes...nothin broken just gonna be sore as hell for the next few days. SO i had a journal entry explaining what happened and everything and like a BAJILLION people&amp;nbsp; commented asking if i was okay and feel better! and all that good happy stuff...and then my dear sibling came along... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;Conversation proceeded as follows:&quot;&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;commentreply&quot;&gt;Dean: Dude...if you hadn&apos;t fallen off the horse, I would&apos;ve pushed you.  I TOLD you cars were safer than animals. *ponders*  Then again...nevermind.&amp;nbsp; *punches you in the arm*  How&apos;s THAT feel?!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude you think cars are safer than EVERYTHING ... *punched in the arm* AH-ugh....jyerk...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: They ARE safer than everything.  Especially PLANES. But not CLOWNS.  Eeeeeevil, white-faced-lurking-in-your-closet-or-un&lt;div class=&quot;commentreply&quot;&gt;&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;der-your-bed-red-lipstick-wearing-crazy-a&lt;wbr&gt;&lt;/wbr&gt;ss-orange-hair-having BASTARDS.&amp;nbsp; NOTHING is safe from clowns. Biiiii-atch.  How&apos;s that arm?  *pokes it with gun*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: OMG I HATE YOU!!!! *arms cringes from pain* I WILL DRAG YOU ON A PLANE AND TELL THE PILOT TO GIVE YOU THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE YOU JERK! *FLAILS* *takes the gun to bed and if the clown comes out he&apos;s going to get blasted*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You are SUCH a wuss.  And gimmie back my gun, you ass-clown.  *points to icon*  THAT one is yours; the Beretta M92F...You KNOW mine is the Colt 1911 with the pearl grips.  Hand it over.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: and you say IM the geek... mister &quot;let me tell you what i know about every gun known to man&quot; ....*sighs* i wonder some times how you manage to get laid so much.... you must get by with looks alone... cause personality is really lacking... *smug puppy face*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: A least I can tell MY gun from YOURS, you bonehead. It&apos;s a wonder you even know which END of your gun to hold, for all the use it&apos;s ever gotten. Don&apos;t hate the Player...hate the game. *grins*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: okay dude that was LOW i had the same training as YOU! Its not my fault that i got all the smarts of the family...and you were left with ....what were you left with?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA.  You did not get all the SMARTS.  You got all the OPPORTUNITY.  There&apos;s a difference.  Look it up, College Boy. I was left with good looks, charm, personality, a sense of humor and a kick-ass car. You, on the other hand, got emo!hair, bitch!face and a dead girlfriend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: ......you are impossible *huffs* btw ....no more laptop for you... youkeep breaking it with your trojans....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I&apos;m breaking the laptop with condoms?  *is confused*  Sam?  Saaaaam?  SAMMY@!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *dead panned* yes dean... with your condoms....*rolls eyes*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *shakes head*  Dude.  You seriously need to think about getting a new computer then.  That or a warranty or something. BTW...is there any pie left?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: .... if not YOUR getting me a new computer...and no there is no pie... there never was pie and you will never have pie again...XP&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I beg to differ.  *points to icon (picture of sammy with &quot;pie bitch&quot; as the caption)*  Go now.  Shoo shoo....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: yer such a JYERK! i swear i&apos;m going to spork you in your sleep one of these days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I don&apos;t care...as long as there&apos;s PIE on the spork.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: there wont be.... just a spork to the head...*glare with grin*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You WISH you were fast enough to spork me in the head.  Try it and you&apos;ll be breathin&apos; out of your ears for a week.  *glares* Now...about that pie?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: dude i swear your obsession with pie is unhealthy... hell look where it made me end up the last time... abducted... and later on STABBED TO DEATH! which by the way... SUCKED ASS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&amp;nbsp;</description>
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  <category>planes</category>
  <category>fall off horse</category>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 06 Jun 2007 18:53:44 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>Woo First Convo Entry!</title>
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  <description>This is where it all started, well sorta we acted like this before but it&apos;s official when we got the names. I got a Sammy AIM name and then Dean got him one, and I greeted him *snort*. The only thing about the conversations, is that they have been edited to protect the &quot;innocent&quot; heh heh heh. ENJOY!&amp;nbsp; Oh and you can totally see how random our character slipping in and out is... BUT it is funny to imagine some of the stuff that we say out of character haha *snicker*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name=&quot;cutid1&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class=&quot;ljcut&quot; text=&quot;Three Conversations behind the cut&quot;&gt;AIM IM with Dean.&lt;br /&gt;1/28/07, 1:48 PM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Hey Deano! XD&lt;br /&gt;1:50 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: you keep calling me that, and i&apos;m going to sic [person in which sam does not like] on you.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: OH GAWD&lt;br /&gt;Sam: Sorry dean...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Right SAMMY&lt;br /&gt;Sam: plleeease dont... not them!! *massages your feet*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Dean: ew.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Get off me!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: GAWD DEAN YOUR FEET! Have you ever heard of WASHING THEM after being in your stinky smelly boots?!.... *goes to wash hands*....&lt;br /&gt;Dean: YOU were the one who touched em&apos;...&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i cant believe i couldnt SMELL them....oh wait...*sniffs air* I CAN ...digusting.... you must have stepped in ghost shit or something ...*throws bar of soap at ya*&lt;br /&gt;1:55 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: so...i&apos;m suposeed to be at work right now&lt;br /&gt;Sam: oops&lt;br /&gt;Dean: well, no...I went.&lt;br /&gt;Dean: But then I asked to leave early to drive to [place]&lt;br /&gt;Dean: I ended up not having to go, even though I asked to leave early BECUSE of the weather&lt;br /&gt;Sam: @_@&lt;br /&gt;Dean: We&apos;re getting like 3-6 inches of snow&lt;br /&gt;Sam: DOOD I WANT SNOW *paws at it*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: YOU are an insane Texas freak.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *Shrugs*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: reason number three i wanna go to canada&lt;br /&gt;Sam: SNOOOOOOOOOW&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *twirls around in it*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *flops in it*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *rolls around*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one I just find amusing because we were talking about how its hard to make graphics with spn screencaps because of the lighting. So we were debating on whose fault it was... and it morphed into this....(notice its a bit late at night, even though thats not an excuse haha)&lt;br /&gt;2/27/07&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i think its more of the lighting guys fault&lt;br /&gt;Sam: or lack of lighting guy&lt;br /&gt;3:25 AM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: FILM IN THE DARK!!!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: sam... i cant ...i would rather die *speaks to lamp shade passionatly*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: lol&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jared: no...you&apos;ll live... you&apos;ll live to regret this *WHACKS CAMERA*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Sam: Uh...dude...I&apos;m over here&quot;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: director:......you&apos;d think we would invest in night vision&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Jared: *starts jumping up and down*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Jensen: I could carry glo-sticks...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Jared: I could give him a stool to stand on.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen:....i&apos;m not short!&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Jared: I know, i know...you&apos;re vertically challenged.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: your just freakishly tall, you yeti&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Jared: And yet in every picture we take you&apos;re always trying to climb me, why is that?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: oh do that great impression that you do *does the excited smart ass hand gesture and facial expresion*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: yeah thats it Chewbacca!&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: he&apos;s a natural! *acts like proud parent*... thats it wait till he eats....then you get the chewbacca gurgling speech that he does...&lt;br /&gt;Dean: HA HA&lt;br /&gt;3:30 AM&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: even has the puppy eyes..... he&apos;s a kind chewy&lt;br /&gt;Sam: jensen: *pokes jared*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: ow.&lt;br /&gt;Sam: hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Okay so i had been editing a music video, and waiting for dean to sign on....totally not stalking my buddy list...hehe&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3/12/07, 7:23 PM&lt;br /&gt;Dean: hee hee&lt;br /&gt;Sam: its STILL not done&lt;br /&gt;Dean: i KNEW you were waiting to send that&lt;br /&gt;Sam: LOL&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i&apos;m kind of stuck&lt;br /&gt;Dean: awwwwww&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *flops*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &amp;lt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: &amp;lt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: &amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: Aaaaaaand?&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &amp;gt;.&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dean: &amp;lt;.&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;Sam: annnnndddd?.......&lt;br /&gt;Dean: you want some help?&lt;br /&gt;Sam: i knew you would know what to do&lt;br /&gt;Dean: BWAHAHAHAHAHA&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *shuffles feet, kicks dirt*&lt;br /&gt;Dean: You crack me up&lt;br /&gt;Dean: *ruffles your hair*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *hair ruffled*&lt;br /&gt;Sam: *thwaps hand away* dude... &lt;br /&gt;Dean: That&apos;s my Sammy....&lt;br /&gt;Sam: U.U&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So that&apos;s it for now! I&apos;ll see what my partner in crime thinks about it and then maybe they can post some XD She has a better knack for comedy i think... Yeah... shes snarkier ...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW the conversations do get more funny as we slip more and more into character. These were really the first few... i think we really embrace it in the later conversations LOL &lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <category>first convo</category>
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  <category>music video</category>
  <lj:music>Breaking Benjamin</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Breaking Benjamin</media:title>
  <lj:mood>geeky</lj:mood>
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  <title>Ladee da dee daaaaa</title>
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  <description>First post and... bah i dunno what to say... just got the banner up...thank you Tree for doing it for me, because livejournal is being a bastard.... anyway... ramble ramble ramble.... Hopefully i&apos;ll get some convos up soon ...prolly tomorow *Cackle* &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW feel better Deano....and if you dont like the banner i&apos;ll um do something to it .... i dunno what but we could figure somethin out XD&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;okay sleep time</description>
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  <lj:music>Daughtry</lj:music>
  <media:title type="plain">Daughtry</media:title>
  <lj:mood>exhausted</lj:mood>
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